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I’m Cam Kirkeron and I am on a mission. The “book” Muscle Memory is an abomination. It besmirches men like Kirk Cameron and Terry Bradshaw, men of high moral fiber, and tramples over all that is good and decent. It pokes a finger in the eye of wholesome family entertainment and goes wee-wee on the very idea of healthy relationships. This book is dangerous to America. You must burn this book! Flush it down a toilet! Use it as kindling! Go to Amazon right now and buy a copy so you can wipe its existence off the Earth forever!
[...] has come to my attention that a particularly annoying and poorly disguised person has launched a campaign to wipe my book “Muscle Memory” from existence by creating a [...]