Mark Your Calendar for Burn ‘Muscle Memory’ Day! – July 1st, 2011
Posted: June 3, 2011 Filed under: Uncategorized 21 Comments »Let it be written: Wednesday, July 1st of 2011 is Burn ‘Muscle Memory’ Day!
What is Muscle Memory? ’Muscle Memory’ is a smut-filled piece of garbage masquerading as “literature” written by pseudo-pornographer Steve Lowe. ‘Muscle Memory’ purposely defiles upstanding Americans like Terry Bradshaw and Kirk Cameron. Take my word for it, you don’t want to read it! Instead, you should buy it. Yes, you heard me right! Buy it now. Get your copy from Amazon.com (the coward doesn’t even have the courage to sell his wares through real bookstores!) Let’s clean out the entire stock, until there are no more copies of this book available. Then, on July 1st, join me in wiping the memory of this awful book from history: I will burn my copy and post the video here for all to see, and I encourage you to do the same. Will you join me?
When is it again? July 1st, 2011
Where do I get this book from? Apparently, you can only get it from Amazon.com -
Click this link to buy your very own burnable copy of Muscle Memory.
Where should I do this? Prefearrably in a fire pit, fireplace or any OSHA approved burning container.
Who do you think should take part in this? All of us!!
Why would I want to burn a book again? I just told you why!
How should I go about burning a book properly? By any means necessary. Blowtorch, propane grill, steel forge, matches, lighter, magnifying glass + the sun (may take some time). Blowing the book up would work as well, if you have access to hand grenades or other ordinance. But please, be careful!
Can I be arrested for this? No, you have the right to Free Speech, which is exactly why we must burn every copy of this awful book.
Why July 1? To give all of us enough time to get a copy. And also to take advantage of the holiday weekend. Kick off your Independence Day celebration with a Big Bang!
